so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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