so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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