You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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