can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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