my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
