Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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