Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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