mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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