he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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