I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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