She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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