A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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