I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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