I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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