first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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