butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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