in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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