literally had 100 drinks last night.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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