i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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