I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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