You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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