That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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