Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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