Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
