It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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