I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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