So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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