that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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