You really coming over, don't trick.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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