ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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