i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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