windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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