I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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