We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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