I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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