I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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