I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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