so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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