It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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