I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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