if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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