due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You don't make any sense
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