Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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