there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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