you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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