We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
smell my finger.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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