i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish i was in the wii world.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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