Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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