i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
sex in a hospital.. check
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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