nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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