She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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