You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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