normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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